Selection of Blonde Jokes

(Editors Notes: There are many intelligent blondes. We don't intend to be overly politically correct. If you feel offended, ignore the offense and get in with the humor - or replace the word blonde by 'brunette')

CHOCOLATE MOUSE

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate mouse??

100 - 1 to stir the pot and 99 to peel the Smarties

SUICIDAL BLONDES

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a building. The brunette got there first. -

-Why

The blonde stopped to ask directions

BLONDES TURNING INTO COMPUTER NERDS

How do you know that a blonde has worked on the computer?

-There was Tippex on the screen

BLONDES DOING STRANGE THINGS

Why did the blonde climb onto the roof of the the house?

- Someone said the drinks are on the house

Soda Machine

One day a blonde goes up to a soda machine. She puts in some money and a soda comes out. She gets really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the sodas came out. Someone walked up to her and asked her if they could get a soda. The blonde said, "Get out of my face, I'm winning!