January | 2009 | SloppyNoodle.com

Ephesians 6:12-13

“For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Read more >>

Thieves Rape Girl When They Realize Victim is Christian

Thieves Rape Girl When They Realize Victim is Christian ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comMonday, Read more >>

Unprecedented Motion Filed by Chinese House Church Leader to Dismiss Chief Justice for Non-Action

Unprecedented Motion Filed by Chinese House Church Leader to Dismiss Chief Justice for Non-Action ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: Read more >>

Put your full trust in me!

Guys:"You are my child I am your daddy. You can't do life in your own strength. It is my Spirit that empowers you! Zech4:6 Don't try reason everything or be anxious + stressed. Throw problems to me! Replace Read more >>

Everything within me! Part 2

Guys: I was in bed + part of this verse really struck me... needed to send it out: "Praise the LORD, O my SOUL; ALL my inmost being, praise his holy name. Praise the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all Read more >>

Everything within me!

Guys: "Let all that I am praise the Lord; with my whole heart, I will praise his holy name. Let all that I am praise the Lord; may I never forget the good things he does for me. He forgives all my sins Read more >>

Your love for one another will prove it!

Hey Guys. Its a wonderful cold, wet and rainy day. Its the perfect day to let the love and joy of Jesus shine through us to those around. "Your love for one another will prove to the world that you are Read more >>

Forgetting the past and looking forward to what lies ahead

Guys: "Forgetting the past and looking forward to what lies ahead" (Phil 3:13) Regardless of what someone did to us, or what WE did in the past... lets PRESS FORWARD to experience the AMAZING LIFE that Read more >>

Faith

Guys: Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. (Heb 11:1) Jesus loved you so, so much! He came down to suffer so that you wouldn't have to be anxious, brokenhearted, Read more >>

Happy Monday Morning!

Guys: Happy Monday morning! This is the day which the LORD has made; we WILL rejoice and be glad in it. (Psalm 118:24) God has made a wonderful day. Despite our circumstances, we can DECIDE to be glad! Read more >>

Christian human rights activist booked under Pakistan blasphemy laws

Christian human rights activist booked under Pakistan blasphemy laws ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: Read more >>

Linda: Diagnosed Manic Depressive – Miraculously Healed

My name is Linda and I am 44 years of age, a Christian filled with Gods Holy Spirit. I would like to share my testimony with believers and non-believers world-wide in what Jesus delivered me from Read more >>

Take a Walk with Jesus

Take a walk with Jesus... To the garden where he prayed. Kneel with him and listen... To all he had to say. Open up your heart to see... The loneliness and fear. Sweat and blood upon his Read more >>

Stand Up and Witness

The world needs proof...we’ve been transformed. To see we’re different...and won’t conform That we’re not tormented by life’s trials. Because we know, we are God’s child. So many Read more >>

Jesus In Our Hearts

Dear friends, remember Satan is always around waiting for you to slip. You say a cuss word here and there and you are giving Satan a tip. Then he knows to check you out more closely and Read more >>

Happy is the man who has wisdom

(Today's devotion is from 1 Kings 10 & 2 Chronicles 9) Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding. Proverbs 3:13 Are you happy? Most people, if they are Read more >>

James 4:10

“Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.”

God: "Take Your Leaders to Me"

"I urge, then, first of all, that requests, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for everyone—for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness Read more >>

Atheist Recommends God

Atheist Recommends God ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comSunday, January 25, 2009 Atheist Read more >>

Singapore Hosts the World in the International G12 Conference 2009

Singapore Hosts the World in the International G12 Conference 2009 ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: Read more >>

Philippians 4:8

“Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such Read more >>

Pope receives robe and stole belonging to Archbishop Rahho and Fr. Ragheed, martyrs of Iraq

Pope receives robe and stole belonging to Archbishop Rahho and Fr. Ragheed, martyrs of Iraq ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net Read more >>

“Football Theology” continues to bring a smile

“Football Theology” continues to bring a smile ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comSaturday, Read more >>

Christian Charity to Send Bible to Barack After Scripture-Less Second Swearing In

Christian Charity to Send Bible to Barack After Scripture-Less Second Swearing In ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net Read more >>

An open letter to President Obama

An open letter to President Obama ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comSaturday, January Read more >>

Church decries murder of Sri Lankan Christian journalist

Church decries murder of Sri Lankan Christian journalist ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comFriday, Read more >>

Pakistani Christians Acquitted in "Blasphemy" Case

Pakistani Christians Acquitted in "Blasphemy" Case ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comFriday, Read more >>

GFA Missionary Released from Jail

GFA Missionary Released from Jail ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comFriday, January Read more >>

Galatians 6:1

“[Doing Good to All] Brothers, if someone is caught in a sin, you who are spiritual should restore him gently. But watch yourself, or you also may be tempted.”

What Do You Need from God?

"Yet I am poor and needy; may the Lord think of me. You are my help and my deliverer, O my God, do not delay." (Psalm 40:17)What do you need from God? Your answer to that question says a lot about how Read more >>

Happy Now?

"But may all who seek you rejoice and be glad in you; may those who love your salvation always say, "The LORD be exalted!" (Psalm 40:16)God wants you to be happy. Be careful now. Some people hear those Read more >>

GFA Film Team Missionaries Severely Beaten, Kicked

GFA Film Team Missionaries Severely Beaten, Kicked ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comFriday, Read more >>

Praying With Our Presidents

The following are just some of the prayers and pledges I have compiled uttered by our former presidents as they inherited the mantle of President of the United States. It is by no means exhaustive, but Read more >>

The Image in the Mirror

When you look into the mirror, how do you see yourself? For many, as we look in the mirror, we see a distorted image. We focus on the fat in our thighs, a big nose, or wrinkles in our skin. The Read more >>

James 1:5

“If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.”

Oscar®’s Cultural Pigsty:

Oscar®’s Cultural Pigsty: ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comThursday, January Read more >>

Iranian film-maker makes surprise appearance at Open Doors’ The China Experience

Iranian film-maker makes surprise appearance at Open Doors’ The China Experience ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net Read more >>

Thwart My Enemies!

"Be pleased, O LORD, to save me; O LORD, come quickly to help me."May all who seek to take my life be put to shame and confusion; may all who desire my ruin be turned back in disgrace."May those who say Read more >>

Bible Students Bring Hope to Factory Workers

Bible Students Bring Hope to Factory Workers ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comThursday, Read more >>

’There’s probably no God’ Atheist bus ads Launch in Spain, Italy is next, Australia balks

’There’s probably no God’ Atheist bus ads Launch in Spain, Italy is next, Australia balks ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net Read more >>

Human Rights Group Requests Pardon for Imprisoned UK Missionary Couple in Gambia

Human Rights Group Requests Pardon for Imprisoned UK Missionary Couple in Gambia ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net Read more >>

Are you a teen who writes?

Real Teen Faith has a limited number of openings for teen writers who want to publish their poetry, devos, reviews, or interviews. Real Teen Faith staff writers receive mentoring from Real Teen Faith Read more >>

Real Devo: My Strong Tower

By Debra Weiss “The name of the LORD is a strong tower; the righteous run to it and are safe.” – Proverbs 18:10, NIV Normally, when storms circle I stand out in the middle, unprotected from Read more >>

Born Gay?

Being attracted to the same sex was just as normal and natural to me as it was for a man and woman to be attracted to each other. I did not want to be drawn to the same sex, in fact, I do not think anybody Read more >>

Matthew 7:7-8

“[Ask, Seek, Knock] "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, Read more >>

Coral Ridge Presbyterian Church chooses pastor

Coral Ridge Presbyterian Church chooses pastor ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comWednesday, Read more >>

Christian Deaths Mount in Eritrean Prisons

Christian Deaths Mount in Eritrean Prisons ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comWednesday, Read more >>

Burma Clamps Down on Christians

Burma Clamps Down on Christians ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net -- E-mail: assistnews@aol.comWednesday, January Read more >>

Johnny Li: From Gangster to Helping to Host The China Experience for Open Doors USA

Johnny Li: From Gangster to Helping to Host The China Experience for Open Doors USA ASSIST News Service (ANS) - PO Box 609, Lake Forest, CA 92609-0609 USA Visit our web site at: www.assistnews.net Read more >>

Rick Warren, Friday Night Lights, Narnia and more …

Just a quick update today ... What's the Problem? Christianity Today has an interesting editorial that looks at the world’s “Greatest Social Need”. They contend that it’s not AIDS, poverty, clean Read more >>