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Blonde's Medical Dictionary
(Editors Notes:
There are many intelligent blondes. We don't intend to be
overly politically correct. If you feel offended, ignore the
offense and get in with the humor - or replace the word blonde
by 'brunette')
Artery.............Study
of paintings
Bacteria............Backdoor
to cafeteria
Barium..............What
to do when treatment fails
Bowel................Letter
like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section....District
in Rome
Cat Scan.............Searching
for Kitty
Cauterize............Make
eye contact with her
Colic................Sheep
Dog
Coma.................Punctuation
Mark
D & C................Where
Washington is
Dilate...............To
live long
Enema.................Not
a friend
Fester................Quicker
Hang Nail.............Coat
Hook
Impotent..............Distinguished,
well known
Labor pain............Hurt
at work
Morbid................Higher
offer
Nitrate...............Cheeper
than day
Node..................Was
aware of
Outpatient............Person
fainted
Post op...............Letter
Carrier
Recovery Room.........Place
to apholster
Rheumatic.............Amorous
Secretion.............Hiding
something
Tablet................Small
table
Terminal Illness......Sick
at Airport
Tibia.................Country
in North Africa
Tumor.................More
than One
Urine.................Opposite
of "you're out"
Varicose..............Nearby
Vein..................Conceited
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